THIS IS JUST FOR FUN. NO SCIENTIFIC STUDY INCLUDED.
Have you ever experienced farting in public? Or farting secretly? Well for no general reason, we classified farts into different kinds and I gave them my own description.
1. Silent but deadly - a kind of fart with no sound but the smell could kill an insect or repel. Like for example, preventing a mosquito from hovering around your body. They could actually mistake your fart into a mosquito repellent.
2. Boing-Boing - this fart is one of the hilarious farts ever heard. I called it boing-boing since its sound is like "pffft-pffft-pffft". It may be soundless, but smelly or not smelly but loud.
3. Canon Rock - this fart is as loud as a canon shoots. This can be harmful to our sense of smell, but it's worth it to produce. Relief for the farter.
4. Undercover - you can fart anytime, anywhere. Nobody would know that you farted since this fart is soundless and not smelly at all. You can be named as the ultimate fart master of the season.
5. Missile Launcher - this fart is the most dangerous fart. Soundless or not, you're not excused. This fart contains a solid, or maybe liquid material coming out from the hole in your butt. (I don't wanna say the word to avoid awkward state). And basically, it smells like hell. It depends on what you've eaten that day though.
6. Machine Gun - this fart is composed of different styles of farting. It comes out continuously.
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